So you want a shiba alarm clock..
Say you have to wake up at an early hour of 8am and you have grown immune to all the ringtones you’ve set on your phone as an alarm. Pong has come up with a way to resolve that problem!
Step 1: Have your dog pretend to like snuggling near you.
If you haven’t gotten up yet to exclaim at the rare occurrence, continue on to..
Step 2: Telepathically tell your dog to sit.
If you still can’t get up despite realizing your dog can HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS AND ACTUALLY OBEY THEM..
Step 3: Have them sit on your face.
Most of the time you will have the fortunate luck of your face in the same direction where your dog is and be able to get up when a big fat furball is clogging up your breathing passage. Though as you can tell in this picture, the human has gotten smart and sleeps facing the other way.
If all else fails, just tell your dog to sigh a lot and crawl up next to you and hog all the pillow.
If that pitiful-make-me-some-yummy-human-food-now look doesn’t get ya, think of how late you will be to work/school when your shiba decides to take her/his sweet ol’ time finding a poopy spot. 